Crappy Crap to add to the CRAP you already bought.

1st piece of crap:

The great thing about this shite product is that you can just hang yourself one time if the mood strikes.

2nd piece of crap:

SEE A DOCTOR. They can blast those nasty things of in two seconds. Are you really gonna be the tool walking around in socks that don't cover the most important part of your feet? The real reason socks exist? Come on.

3rd piece of crap:

Because the most important thing in a fire is to make sure you get out on a step ladder that costs $19.99... JUMP YOU STUPID COW!

4th piece of crap:

I would actually love to see somebody use this. You know those clowns who try to carry on mountains of things onto the plane and clog up the aisles while you're trying to board? Imagine this jackass walking down the aisle with this sex ramp. Hitting you in the head as he bumps and jostles every single aisle. Oh... I want to see somebody with this thing so I can push their heads into it repeatedly.

6th piece of crap:

You're just an idiot to waste $40 on a drum noise making mousepad. Even if it just a grown ups version of a kids toy that says 'moo' and 'quack'.

Next time you are flying over the skys of America, never forget. It's the greatest country in the world. They've got lots of money to buy things. ^^^ That's what we do with it.

-J